Along Came a Spider

Along Came a Spider

Hey look at me! I’m Morgan Freeman! I’ve become the most typecast actor in Hollywood!

I’m a serious, slow-moving, smart, cautious and beard stroking veteran police investigator!

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I figure out who did all these horrible murders! I have pretty sidekicks and lots of haunting close-up shots in which I realize bizarre plot twists!

This sure beats the sh*t out of driving around old cracker ladies!

Thinky says: Along Came a Spider is a Deeply Formulaic and often silly psychological cop thriller, and it has its high-points. But I still wish Morgan Freeman was my grandfather.

Thinky also says: Look at me! I’m a lightbulb!