Hey look at me! I’m Morgan Freeman! I’ve become the most typecast actor in Hollywood!
I’m a serious, slow-moving, smart, cautious and beard stroking veteran police investigator!
I figure out who did all these horrible murders! I have pretty sidekicks and lots of haunting close-up shots in which I realize bizarre plot twists!
This sure beats the sh*t out of driving around old cracker ladies!
Thinky says: Along Came a Spider is a Deeply Formulaic and often silly psychological cop thriller, and it has its high-points. But I still wish Morgan Freeman was my grandfather.
Thinky also says: Look at me! I’m a lightbulb!